the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

image
I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

(via kilosophy)


bumbledoodle:

narwhalslaughingalonewithscience:

I’m assembling a videogame music playlist and you guys should suggest games to me

KATAMARI

Rainbow Unicorn Attack



elontirien:

You have nice manners for thief, and a LIAR!

elontirien:

You have nice manners for thief, and a LIAR!

(via bumbledoodle)


diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(via bumbledoodle)


Q
Okay so that gets me thinking... Would Robespierre have a Mac or PC? I feel like he'd be generally bad at using technology, getting frustrated at things not working and calling customer support really often. I'm not sure, though. Both operating systems have their faults, but idk which would be more aggravating for Robespierre to hypothetically use. (Though I suspect that Camille would be a computer whiz, so he could offer some guidance to his clueless friend)
A

bunniesandbeheadings:

I don’t think you’re giving Robespierre enough credit. He wouldn’t be a technical wiz but he’d probably be competent enough. When he wanted to learn something he tended to learn it — even if his reasons are relatively paltry, like wanting to learn Latin because of Grades. How much more invested he’d be in the study of computers once he understood that such knowledge was an integral part of modern living. It might be hard for a time-travelling Robespierre to pick it up but Robespierre was nothing if not a hard worker. 

BUT! Mac’s are expensive and I don’t think Robespierre would need to do anything more intense than a google search or save a Word Document. So I’m thinking a nice PC, unless there’s something I’m not thinking of?

Cromebook! (Not really; they were meant for the just-a-google-search use case, but I don’t think they ever really went mainstream.)

I guess he’d probably want something with a decent keyboard, for composing speeches and things? But aside from that, tablet is pretty ideal if you’re mostly reading and doing small tasks on it.

I want to know what he’d think of open vs. closed source, though. Perhaps open source software that’s free for anyone to use or modify would resonate with the Jacobeans, but I don’t know the Enlightenment well enough to really know about that. Did they generally want knowledge, education and the like to be free when possible? If so, I’m picturing a meeting of the Jacobean Club with everyone taking notes in LibreOffice on Ubuntu and Mint Linux (with PC hardware). Perhaps with occasional arguments about whether Stallman’s Free Software ideals are really ideal or are taking things too far. (Linux isn’t that hard to use, these days; installation is often very easy, and Ubuntu and Mint both have “app stores” so it’s easy to get the popular programs too.)

For some reason, I imagine Marat with a ThinkPad running some form of Linux. I’m really not sure why; it just suits his style somehow.


wtfevolution:

"Don’t touch this king crab."
"Sure, evolution."
"Seriously, don’t touch it."
"Yeah, okay, fine."
"I mean it this time."
"Yeah, I can see that."
"No, really. Don’t.”
"I think you’ve made your point."
Photo courtesy of NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program, 2013 Northeast U.S. Canyons Expedition.

wtfevolution:

"Don’t touch this king crab."

"Sure, evolution."

"Seriously, don’t touch it."

"Yeah, okay, fine."

"I mean it this time."

"Yeah, I can see that."

"No, really. Don’t.

"I think you’ve made your point."

Photo courtesy of NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program, 2013 Northeast U.S. Canyons Expedition.


bumbledoodle:

mare-of-night:

I am missing out on so, so much.

What the every holy living cheeseballs is this?

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SENT ME THAT IMAGE.
YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS!

bumbledoodle:

mare-of-night:

I am missing out on so, so much.

What the every holy living cheeseballs is this?

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SENT ME THAT IMAGE.

YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS!


bunniesandbeheadings:

bunniesandbeheadings:

Hey followers. This isn’t important, but I was having a conversation with someone. Can you name me some shows besides House and Sherlock that have really smart really mean protagonists?

I just wanted to clarify that I’m not much interested in this genre for viewing purposes

I’m just trying to figure out how common the trope is? Like how often is intelligence used as a crutch in lieu of other admirable traits. “Oh of course XYZ is nasty! But it’s ok! He’s smart!” That sorta thing.

I guess there’s Sheldon Cooper, and actually just about everyone on Big Bang Theory when you think about it (they’re all really mean to each other). Except Sheldon is kinda… supposedly smart within his domain, but terrible at life.


thelastseduction:

Because platipi are cute dammit!

(via buffachan)


I am missing out on so, so much.

I am missing out on so, so much.



daggerpen:

devonianecho:

houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one
somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.

#NAAAA NANANANANANA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACYYYYYY

daggerpen:

devonianecho:

houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one

somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.

(via insanefastone)


atomikamoth:

Happy Draw a Centaur Day! (April 16th)

There were going to be four of them, but number four just has a little bit more to be done, and I’ll upload him later this week. 


silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(via konstantya)