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Is anyone else job-searching for software-related work in the Northeastern US? If you are, let me know, I can save postings related to what you want to do when I run across them.


Thanks for the luck!


*sends job application*

*checks email 10 minutes later*

I’m being silly, but this is a really cool company and I’m excited.





nihil is a straw lesswronger

me: #roko's basilisk cw

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

This happened in my town, when Bill Clinton was president. At the Penn State Creamery, ice cream is always two scoops of one flavor, so that they can keep the line moving fast. But Clinton didn’t know that, so he asked for two flavors. The servers all looked really confused, and then gave him what he asked for because he was the president.

The second time Clinton came for ice cream (years later), they told all the servers working that day that the one flavor rule doesn’t apply to former presidents. But he only asked for one flavor; apparently someone had clued him in.

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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